Humor on Alaska
14th June 2006
Light blogging because of travels. But just wanted to keep my readers updated a little. Been traveling a whole lot because of work and last trip up from Orange County, I flew Alaska Airlines to Oakland Airport in Northern California.
When we touched down, the stewardess, tried to liven up the rather uninteresting flight by being chirpy (as they often do):
“When you are open the compartment above you to reach for your luggage, please take care, because SHIFT HAPPENS.”
A little latter, she tried again, this time, eliciting a couple of sniggles from the tired passengers:
“While taxi-ing to the terminal you may experience some bumps along the way. It is not the flight attendant’s fault. It is not the pilot’s fault. It is the ASPHALT.”
Last time I flew Alaska, there was this bit of hilarity as well:
“For those of you who are connecting to Portland and you wish to step off the plane, please note that the departure time is… uh… oh… I don’t know, but it’s soon… so make sure you come back quickly!”
“Normal blogging” will resume once I catch a bit of fresh air soon…
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